Things we wouldn't need if not for Eve

I'm a guy, and being a guy I'm egotistical. My belief system including God, it fits me to know in my heart of hearts that God made man before woman.

God also having made her from a part of man, realized the difference. Being English wasn't probably the language at the time, I've got two considerations of how the first reacted to the second.

First: Man sees the product and says "Whoa". Hadn't seen a chest built like that before, let alone nether regions. Sees it's good, cause it's God's work. Realizes she's a part of him, so calls her 'Woman' to differentiate and not seem like he's talking to himself, since he's perfect without mental disorder...yet.

Second: Man sees the product and takes a second in a more halting matter, out of respect again to the maker's work. "Whoa" used again, same principal.

Course, none of them were concerned yet with such as modern medicine or the need for a later anti aging product. After the 'fruit' incident, hard to say.

What's this have to do with homelessness? Lots.

Homeless people have a sense of humor too.

Deal with it.