Gertrude was a table tennis star
The other day I spotted Gertrude on Facebook. Gertrude isn't her real name, and for all readers know she's fictitious. Take the measurement of a ping pong table in three dimensions and you'd have Gertrude. She was one of those sanctimonious two faced BS artists who never got pegged since she usually produced reports claiming rules were broken. When the $1 million cocaine bust went down, she never got caught, nor during the incident of a man's brains bleeding onto a card table as he died looking at a still full plate of food. Left, back, left, back, for whatever reasons. With Gertrude there's always bad things when she's around. And around again she is.