How do you know if a banana flavored condom is 'just that'?

My screen popped up information for "best under eye cream", and I was thinking...where are the best under arm deodorants at?

What about the best blankets to use outdoors when it downpours?

Then there's the best male prophylactic. Would it be flavored, non, dry, or lubricated?

What about...female prophylactics, specifically female condoms?

If people don't want homeless people to reproduce, you'd think they'd be offering a variety more than plain, vanilla, banana, and strawberry flavored 'Lifestyles' condoms. Have those people ever actually tasted them, cause I'm here to tell you....

...the banana Lifestyles don't taste half as good as Laffy Taffy!

It was taken out of the wrapper and fresh before acquiring this knowledge.

Just sayin'.